"The (New) Eight-Fold Path--A Guide for Post Modern Pilgrims"
Maybe you haven't gotten the memo yet, but we aren't 'modern' people anymore, but something called 'Post Modern.' I honestly don't know why this is so, but I am assured (by academics like my daughters) that this is true. So you need a guide to this state of affairs, and like the Buddha under the Bo tree, I am now prepared to unveil the new Eight-fold path to, if not Enlightenment, than at least how to be a sane, balanced soul in an age of chaos. (I would have given you Ten new Commandments, but we Post-Moderns don't have that long an attention span...).